I
ENTER CHORUS
A dry snow had fallen steadily throughout the still night, so
that when a cold, upper wind cleared the sky gloriously in the
morning the incongruous Indiana town shone in a white harmony--roof,
ledge, and earth as evenly covered as by moonlight. There was
no thaw; only where the line of factories followed the big bend
of the frozen river, their distant chimneys like exclamation points
on a blank page, was there a first threat against the supreme
whiteness. The wind passed quickly and on high; the shouting of
the school-children had ceased at nine o'clock with pitiful suddenness;
no sleigh-bells laughed out on the air; and the muffling of the
thoroughfares wrought an unaccustomed peace like that of Sunday.
This was the phenomenon which afforded the opening of the morning
debate of the sages in the wide windows of the "National
House."
Only such unfortunates as have so far failed to visit Canaan do
not know that the "National House" is on the Main Street
side of the Courthouse Square, and has the advantage of being
within two minutes' walk of the railroad station, which is in
plain sight of the windows--an inestimable benefit to the conversation
of the aged men who occupied these windows on this white morning,
even as they were wont in summer to hold against all comers the
cane-seated chairs on the pavement outside. Thence, as trains
came and went, they commanded the city gates, and, seeking motives
and adding to the stock of history, narrowly observed and examined
into all who entered or departed. Their habit was not singular.
He who would foolishly tax the sages of Canaan with a bucolic
light-mindedness must first walk in Piccadilly in early June,
stroll down the Corso in Rome before Ash Wednesday, or regard
those windows of Fifth Avenue whose curtains are withdrawn of
a winter Sunday; for in each of these great streets, wherever
the windows, not of trade, are widest, his eyes must behold wise
men, like to those of Canaan, executing always their same purpose.
The difference is in favor of Canaan; the "National House"
was the club, but the perusal of traveller or passer by was here
only the spume blown before a stately ship of thought; and you
might hear the sages comparing the Koran with the speeches of
Robert J. Ingersoll.
In the days of board sidewalks, "mail-time" had meant
a precise moment for Canaan, and even now, many years after the
first postman, it remained somewhat definite to the aged men;
for, out of deference to a pleasant, olden custom, and perhaps
partly for an excuse to "get down to the hotel" (which
was not altogether in favor with the elderly ladies), most of
them retained their antique boxes in the post-office, happily
in the next building.
In this connection it may be written that a subscription clerk
in the office of the Chicago Daily Standard, having noted a single
subscriber from Canaan, was, a fortnight later, pleased to receive,
by one mail, nine subscriptions from that promising town. If one
brought nine others in a fortnight, thought he, what would nine
bring in a month? Amazingly, they brought nothing, and the rest
was silence. Here was a matter of intricate diplomacy never to
come within that youth his ken. The morning voyage to the post-office,
long mocked as a fable and screen by the families of the sages,
had grown so difficult to accomplish for one of them, Colonel
Flitcroft (Colonel in the war with Mexico), that he had been put
to it, indeed, to foot the firing-line against his wife (a lady
of celebrated determination and hale-voiced at seventy), and to
defend the rental of a box which had sheltered but three missives
in four years. Desperation is often inspiration; the Colonel brilliantly
subscribed for the Standard, forgetting to give his house address,
and it took the others just thirteen days to wring his secret
from him. Then the Standard served for all.
Mail-time had come to mean that bright hour when they all got
their feet on the brass rod which protected the sills of the two
big windows, with the steam-radiators sizzling like kettles against
the side wall. Mr. Jonas Tabor, who had sold his hardware business
magnificently (not magnificently for his nephew, the purchaser)
some ten years before, was usually, in spite of the fact that
he remained a bachelor at seventy-nine, the last to settle down
with the others, though often the first to reach the hotel, which
he always entered by a side door, because he did not believe in
the treating system. And it was Mr. Eskew Arp, only seventy-five,
but already a thoroughly capable cynic, who, almost invariably
"opened the argument," and it was he who discovered
the sinister intention behind the weather of this particular morning.
Mr. Arp had not begun life so sourly: as a youth he had been proud
of his given name, which had come to him through his mother's
family, who had made it honorable, but many years of explanations
that Eskew did not indicate his initials had lowered his opinion
of the intelligence and morality of the race.
The malevolence of his voice and manner this morning, therefore,
when he shook his finger at the town beyond the windows, and exclaimed,
with a bitter laugh, "Look at it!" was no surprise to
his companions. "Jest look at it! I tell you the devil is
mighty smart. Ha, ha! Mighty smart!"
Through custom it was the duty of Squire Buckalew (Justice of
the Peace in '59) to be the first to take up Mr. Arp. The others
looked to him for it. Therefore, he asked, sharply:
"What's the devil got to do with snow?"
"Everything to do with it, sir," Mr. Arp retorted. "It's
plain as day to anybody with eyes and sense."
"Then I wish you'd p'int it out," said Buckalew, "if
you've got either."
"By the Almighty, Squire"--Mr. Arp turned in his chair
with sudden heat--"if I'd lived as long as you--"
"You have," interrupted the other, stung. "Twelve
years ago!"
"If I'd lived as long as you," Mr. Arp repeated, unwincingly,
in a louder voice, "and had follered Satan's trail as long
as you have, and yet couldn't recognize it when I see it, I'd
git converted and vote Prohibitionist."
"_I_ don't see it," interjected Uncle Joe Davey, in
his querulous voice. (He was the patriarch of them all.) "_I_
can't find no cloven-hoof-prints in the snow."
"All over it, sir!" cried the cynic. "All over
it! Old Satan loves tricks like this. Here's a town that's jest
one squirmin' mass of lies and envy and vice and wickedness and
corruption--"
"Hold on!" exclaimed Colonel Flitcroft. "That's
a slander upon our hearths and our government. Why, when I was
in the Council--"
"It wasn't a bit worse then," Mr. Arp returned, unreasonably.
"Jest you look how the devil fools us. He drops down this
here virgin mantle on Canaan and makes it look as good as you
pretend you think it is: as good as the Sunday-school room of
a country church--though THAT"--he went off on a tangent,
venomously--"is generally only another whited sepulchre,
and the superintendent's mighty apt to have a bottle of whiskey
hid behind the organ, and--"
"Look here, Eskew," said Jonas Tabor, "that's got
nothin' to do with--"
"Why ain't it? Answer me!" cried Mr. Arp, continuing,
without pause: "Why ain't it? Can't you wait till I git through?
You listen to me, and when I'm ready I'll listen to--"
"See here," began the Colonel, making himself heard
over three others, "I want to ask you--"
"No, sir!" Mr. Arp pounded the floor irascibly with
his hickory stick. "Don't you ask me anything! How can you
tell that I'm not going to answer your question without your asking
it, till I've got through? You listen first. I say, here's a town
of nearly thirty thousand inhabitants, every last one of 'em--men,
women, and children-- selfish and cowardly and sinful, if you
could see their innermost natures; a town of the ugliest and worst
built houses in the world, and governed by a lot of saloon-keepers--though
I hope it 'll never git down to where the ministers can run it.
And the devil comes along, and in one night--why, all you got
to do is LOOK at it! You'd think we needn't ever trouble to make
it better. That's what the devil wants us to do--wants us to rest
easy about it, and paints it up to look like a heaven of peace
and purity and sanctified spirits. Snowfall like this would of
made Lot turn the angel out-of-doors and say that the old home
was good enough for him. Gomorrah would of looked like a Puritan
village--though I'll bet my last dollar that there was a lot,
and a WHOLE lot, that's never been told about Puritan villages.
A lot that--"
"WHAT never was?" interrupted Mr. Peter Bradbury, whose
granddaughter had lately announced her discovery that the Bradburys
were descended from Miles Standish. "What wasn't told about
Puritan villages?"
"Can't you wait?" Mr. Arp's accents were those of pain.
"Haven't I got ANY right to present my side of the case?
Ain't we restrained enough to allow of free speech here? How can
we ever git anywhere in an argument like this, unless we let one
man talk at a time? How--"
"Go on with your statement," said Uncle Joe Davey, impatiently.
Mr. Arp's grievance was increased. "Now listen to YOU! How
many more interruptions are comin'? I'll listen to the other side,
but I've got to state mine first, haven't I? If I don't make my
point clear, what's the use of the argument? Argumentation is
only the comparison of two sides of a question, and you have to
see what the first side IS before you can compare it with the
other one, don't you? Are you all agreed to that?"
"Yes, yes," said the Colonel. "Go ahead. We won't
interrupt until you're through."
"Very well," resumed Mr. Arp, with a fleeting expression
of satisfaction, "as I said before, I wish to--as I said--"
He paused, in some confusion. "As I said, argumentation is--that
is, I say--" He stopped again, utterly at sea, having talked
himself so far out of his course that he was unable to recall
either his sailing port or his destination. Finally he said, feebly,
to save the confession, "Well, go on with your side of it."
This generosity was for a moment disconcerting; however, the quietest
of the party took up the opposition--Roger Tabor, a very thin,
old man with a clean-shaven face, almost as white as his hair,
and melancholy, gentle, gray eyes, very unlike those of his brother
Jonas, which were dark and sharp and button-bright. (It was to
Roger's son that Jonas had so magnificently sold the hardware
business.) Roger was known in Canaan as "the artist";
there had never been another of his profession in the place, and
the town knew not the word "painter," except in application
to the useful artisan who is subject to lead-poisoning. There
was no indication of his profession in the attire of Mr. Tabor,
unless the too apparent age of his black felt hat and a neat patch
at the elbow of his shiny, old brown overcoat might have been
taken as symbols of the sacrifice to his muse which his life had
been. He was not a constant attendant of the conclave, and when
he came it was usually to listen; indeed, he spoke so seldom that
at the sound of his voice they all turned to him with some surprise.
"I suppose," he began, "that Eskew means the devil
is behind all beautiful things."
"Ugly ones, too," said Mr. Arp, with a start of recollection.
"And I wish to state--"
"Not now!" Colonel Flitcroft turned upon him violently.
"You've already stated it."
"Then, if he is behind the ugly things, too," said Roger,
"we must take him either way, so let us be glad of the beauty
for its own sake. Eskew says this is a wicked town. It may be--I
don't know. He says it's badly built; perhaps it is; but it doesn't
seem to me that it's ugly in itself. I don't know what its real
self is, because it wears so many aspects. God keeps painting
it all the time, and never shows me twice the same picture; not
even two snowfalls are just alike, nor the days that follow them;
no more than two misty sunsets are alike--for the color and even
the form of the town you call ugly are a matter of the season
of the year and of the time of day and of the light and air. The
ugly town is like an endless gallery which you can walk through,
from year-end to year-end, never seeing the same canvas twice,
no matter how much you may want to--and there's the pathos of
it. Isn't it the same with people with the characters of all of
us, just as it is with our faces? No face remains the same for
two successive days--"
"It don't?" Colonel Flitcroft interrupted, with an explosive
and rueful incredulity. "Well, I'd like to--" Second
thoughts came to him almost immediately, and, as much out of gallantry
as through discretion, fearing that he might be taken as thinking
of one at home, he relapsed into silence.
Not so with the others. It was as if a firecracker had been dropped
into a sleeping poultry- yard. Least of all could Mr. Arp contain
himself. At the top of his voice, necessarily, he agreed with
Roger that faces changed, not only from day to day, and not only
because of light and air and such things, but from hour to hour,
and from minute to minute, through the hideous stimulus of hypocrisy.
The "argument" grew heated; half a dozen tidy quarrels
arose; all the sages went at it fiercely, except Roger Tabor,
who stole quietly away. The aged men were enjoying themselves
thoroughly, especially those who quarrelled. Naturally, the frail
bark of the topic which had been launched was whirled about by
too many side-currents to remain long in sight, and soon became
derelict, while the intellectual dolphins dove and tumbled in
the depths. At the end of twenty minutes Mr. Arp emerged upon
the surface, and in his mouth was this:
"Tell me, why ain't the Church--why ain't the Church and
the rest of the believers in a future life lookin' for immortality
at the other end of life, too? If we're immortal, we always have
been; then why don't they ever speculate on what we were before
we were born? It's because they're too blame selfish--don't care
a flapdoodle about what WAS, all they want is to go on livin'
forever."
Mr. Arp's voice had risen to an acrid triumphancy, when it suddenly
faltered, relapsed to a murmur, and then to a stricken silence,
as a tall, fat man of overpowering aspect threw open the outer
door near by and crossed the lobby to the clerk's desk. An awe
fell upon the sages with this advent. They were hushed, and after
a movement in their chairs, with a strange effect of huddling,
sat disconcerted and attentive, like school-boys at the entrance
of the master.
The personage had a big, fat, pink face and a heavily undershot
jaw, what whitish beard he wore following his double chin somewhat
after the manner displayed in the portraits of Henry the Eighth.
His eyes, very bright under puffed upper lids, were intolerant
and insultingly penetrating despite their small size. Their irritability
held a kind of hotness, and yet the personage exuded frost, not
of the weather, all about him. You could not imagine man or angel
daring to greet this being genially--sooner throw a kiss to Mount
Pilatus!
"Mr. Brown," he said, with ponderous hostility, in a
bull bass, to the clerk--the kind of voice which would have made
an express train leave the track and go round the other way--"do
you hear me?"
"Oh yes, Judge," the clerk replied, swiftly, in tones
as unlike those which he used for strange transients as a collector's
voice in his ladylove's ear is unlike that which he propels at
delinquents.
"Do you see that snow?" asked the personage, threateningly.
"Yes, Judge." Mr. Brown essayed a placating smile. "Yes,
indeed, Judge Pike."
"Has your employer, the manager of this hotel, seen that
snow?" pursued the personage, with a gesture of unspeakable
solemn menace.
"Yes, sir. I think so. Yes, sir."
"Do you think he fully understands that I am the proprietor
of this building?"
"Certainly, Judge, cer--"
"You will inform him that I do not intend to be discommoded
by his negligence as I pass to my offices. Tell him from me that
unless he keeps the sidewalks in front of this hotel clear of
snow I will cancel his lease. Their present condition is outrageous.
Do you understand me? Outrageous! Do you hear?"
"Yes, Judge, I do so," answered the clerk, hoarse with
respect. "I'll see to it this minute, Judge Pike."
"You had better." The personage turned himself about
and began a grim progress towards the door by which he had entered,
his eyes fixing themselves angrily upon the conclave at the windows.
Colonel Flitcroft essayed a smile, a faltering one.
"Fine weather, Judge Pike," he said, hopefully.
There was no response of any kind; the undershot jaw became more
intolerant. The personage made his opinion of the group disconcertingly
plain, and the old boys understood that he knew them for a worthless
lot of senile loafers, as great a nuisance in his building as
was the snow without; and much too evident was his unspoken threat
to see that the manager cleared them out of there before long.
He nodded curtly to the only man of substance among them, Jonas
Tabor, and shut the door behind him with majestic insult. He was
Canaan's millionaire.
He was one of those dynamic creatures who leave the haunting impression
of their wills behind them, like the tails of Bo-Peep's sheep,
like the evil dead men have done; he left his intolerant image
in the ether for a long time after he had gone, to confront and
confound the aged men and hold them in deferential and humiliated
silence. Each of them was mysteriously lowered in his own estimation,
and knew that he had been made to seem futile and foolish in the
eyes of his fellows. They were all conscious, too, that the clerk
had been acutely receptive of Judge Pike's reading of them; that
he was reviving from his own squelchedness through the later snubbing
of the colonel; also that he might further seek to recover his
poise by an attack on them for cluttering up the office.
Naturally, Jonas Tabor was the first to speak. "Judge Pike's
lookin' mighty well," he said, admiringly.
"Yes, he is," ventured Squire Buckalew, with deference;
"mighty well."
"Yes, sir," echoed Peter Bradbury; "mighty well."
"He's a great man," wheezed Uncle Joe Davey; "a
great man, Judge Martin Pike; a great man!"
"I expect he has considerable on his mind," said the
Colonel, who had grown very red. "I noticed that he hardly
seemed to see us."
"Yes, sir," Mr. Bradbury corroborated, with an attempt
at an amused laugh. "I noticed it, too. Of course a man with
all his cares and interests must git absent-minded now and then."
"Of course he does," said the colonel. "A man with
all his responsibilities "
"Yes, that's so," came a chorus of the brethren, finding
comfort and reassurance as their voices and spirits began to recover
from the blight.
"There's a party at the Judge's to-night," said Mr.
Bradbury--" kind of a ball Mamie Pike's givin' for the young
folks. Quite a doin's, I hear."
"That's another thing that's ruining Canaan," Mr. Arp
declared, morosely. "These entertainments they have nowadays.
Spend all the money out of town--band from Indianapolis, chicken
salad and darkey waiters from Chicago! And what I want to know
is, What's this town goin' to do about the nigger question?"
"What about it?" asked Mr. Davey, belligerently.
"What about it?" Mr. Arp mocked, fiercely. "You
better say, `What about it?' "
"Well, what?" maintained Mr. Davey, steadfastly.
"I'll bet there ain't any less than four thousand niggers
in Canaan to-day!" Mr. Arp hammered the floor with his stick.
"Every last one of 'em criminals, and more comin' on every
train."
"No such a thing," said Squire Buckalew, living up to
his bounden duty. "You look down the street. There's the
ten-forty-five comin' in now. I'll bet you a straight five-cent
Peek-a-Boo cigar there ain't ary nigger on the whole train, except
the sleepin'-car porters."
"What kind of a way to argue is that?" demanded Mr.
Arp, hotly. "Bettin' ain't proof, is it? Besides, that's
the through express from the East. I meant trains from the South."
"You didn't say so," retorted Buckalew, triumphantly.
"Stick to your bet, Eskew, stick to your bet."
"My bet!" cried the outraged Eskew. "Who offered
to bet?"
"You did," replied the Squire, with perfect assurance
and sincerity. The others supported him in the heartiest spirit
of on-with-the-dance, and war and joy were unconfined.
A decrepit hack or two, a couple of old-fashioned surreys, and
a few "cut-unders" drove by, bearing the newly arrived
and their valises, the hotel omnibus depositing several commercial
travellers at the door. A solitary figure came from the station
on foot, and when it appeared within fair range of the window,
Uncle Joe Davey, who had but hovered on the flanks of the combat,
first removed his spectacles and wiped them, as though distrusting
the vision they offered him, then, replacing them, scanned anew
the approaching figure and uttered a smothered cry.
"My Lord A'mighty!" he gasped. "What's this? Look
there!"
They looked. A truce came involuntarily, and they sat in paralytic
silence as the figure made its stately and sensational progress
along Main Street.
Not only the aged men were smitten. Men shovelling snow from the
pavements stopped suddenly in their labors; two women, talking
busily on a doorstep, were stilled and remained in frozen attitudes
as it passed; a grocer's clerk, crossing the pavement, carrying
a heavily laden basket to his delivery wagon, halted half-way
as the figure came near, and then, making a pivot of his heels
as it went by, behaved towards it as does the magnetic needle
to the pole.
It was that of a tall gentleman, cheerfully, though somewhat with
ennui, enduring his nineteenth winter. His long and slender face
he wore smiling, beneath an accurately cut plaster of dark hair
cornicing his forehead, a fashion followed by many youths of that
year. This perfect bang was shown under a round black hat whose
rim was so small as almost not to be there at all; and the head
was supported by a waxy-white sea-wall of collar, rising three
inches above the blue billows of a puffed cravat, upon which floated
a large, hollow pearl. His ulster, sporting a big cape at the
shoulders, and a tasselled hood over the cape, was of a rough
Scotch cloth, patterned in faint, gray-and-white squares the size
of baggage-checks, and it was so long that the skirts trailed
in the snow. His legs were lost in the accurately creased, voluminous
garments that were the tailors' canny reaction from the tight
trousers with which the 'Eighties had begun: they were, in color,
a palish russet, broadly striped with gray, and, in size, surpassed
the milder spirit of fashion so far as they permitted a liberal
knee action to take place almost without superficial effect. Upon
his feet glistened long shoes, shaped, save for the heels, like
sharp racing-shells; these were partially protected by tan-colored
low gaiters with flat, shiny, brown buttons. In one hand the youth
swung a bone-handled walking- stick, perhaps an inch and a half
in diameter, the other carried a yellow leather banjo-case, upon
the outer side of which glittered the embossed-silver initials,
"E. B." He was smoking, but walked with his head up,
making use, however, of a gait at that time new to Canaan, a seeming
superbly irresponsible lounge, engendering much motion of the
shoulders, producing an effect of carelessness combined with independence--an
effect which the innocent have been known to hail as an unconscious
one.
He looked about him as he came, smilingly, with an expression
of princely amusement--as an elderly cabinet minister, say, strolling
about a village where he had spent some months in his youth, a
hamlet which he had then thought large and imposing, but which,
being revisited after years of cosmopolitan glory, appeals to
his whimsy and his pity. The youth's glance at the court-house
unmistakably said: "Ah, I recall that odd little box. I thought
it quite large in the days before I became what I am now, and
I dare say the good townsfolk still think it an imposing structure!"
With everything in sight he deigned to be amused, especially with
the old faces in the "National House" windows. To these
he waved his stick with airy graciousness.
"My soul!" said Mr. Davey. "It seems to know some
of us!"
"Yes," agreed Mr. Arp, his voice recovered, "and
_I_ know IT."
"You do?" exclaimed the Colonel.
"I do, and so do you. It's Fanny Louden's boy, 'Gene, come
home for his Christmas holidays."
"By George! you're right," cried Flitcroft; "I
recognize him now."
"But what's the matter with him?" asked Mr. Bradbury,
eagerly. "Has he joined some patent- medicine troupe?"
"Not a bit," replied Eskew. "He went East to college
last fall."
"Do they MAKE the boys wear them clothes?" persisted
Bradbury. "Is it some kind of uniform?"
"I don't care what it is," said Jonas Tabor. "If
I was Henry Louden I wouldn't let him wear 'em around here."
"Oh, you wouldn't, wouldn't you, Jonas?" Mr. Arp employed
the accents of sarcasm. "I'd like to see Henry Louden try
to interfere with 'Gene Bantry. Fanny'd lock the old fool up in
the cellar."
The lofty vision lurched out of view.
"I reckon," said the Colonel, leaning forward to see
the last of it--" I reckon Henry Louden's about the saddest
case of abused step-father I ever saw."
"It's his own fault," said Mr. Arp--"twice not
havin' sense enough not to marry. Him with a son of his own, too!"
"Yes," assented the Colonel, "marryin' a widow
with a son of her own, and that widow Fanny!"
"Wasn't it just the same with her first husband --Bantry?"
Mr. Davey asked, not for information, as he immediately answered
himself. "You bet it was! Didn't she always rule the roost?
Yes, she did. She made a god of 'Gene from the day he was born.
Bantry's house was run for him, like Louden's is now."
"And look," exclaimed Mr. Arp, with satisfaction, "at
the way he's turned out!"
"He ain't turned out at all yet; he's too young," said
Buckalew. "Besides, clothes don't make the man."
"Wasn't he smokin' a cigareet!" cried Eskew, triumphantly.
This was final.
"It's a pity Henry Louden can't do something for his own
son," said Mr. Bradbury. "Why don't he send him away
to college?"
"Fanny won't let him," chuckled Mr. Arp, malevolently.
"Takes all their spare change to keep 'Gene there in style.
I don't blame her. 'Gene certainly acts the fool, but that Joe
Louden is the orneriest boy I ever saw in an ornery world- full."
"He always was kind of misCHEEvous," admitted Buckalew.
"I don't think he's mean, though, and it does seem kind of
not just right that Joe's father's money--Bantry didn't leave
anything to speak of--has to go to keepin' 'Gene on the fat of
the land, with Joe gittin' up at half-past four to carry papers,
and him goin' on nineteen years old."
"It's all he's fit for!" exclaimed Eskew. "He's
low down, I tell ye. Ain't it only last week Judge Pike caught
him shootin' craps with Pike's nigger driver and some other nigger
hired-men in the alley back of Pike's barn."
Mr. Schindlinger, the retired grocer, one of the silent members,
corroborated Eskew's information. "I heert dot, too,"
he gave forth, in his fat voice. "He blays dominoes pooty
often in der room back off Louie Farbach's tsaloon. I see him
myself. Pooty often. Blayin' fer a leedle money--mit loafers!
Loafers!"
"Pretty outlook for the Loudens!" said Eskew Arp, much
pleased. "One boy a plum fool and dressed like it, the other
gone to the dogs already!"
"What could you expect Joe to be?" retorted Squire Buckalew.
"What chance has he ever had? Long as I can remember Fanny's
made him fetch and carry for 'Gene. 'Gene's had everything --all
the fancy clothes, all the pocket-money, and now college!"
"You ever hear that boy Joe talk politics?" asked Uncle
Joe Davey, crossing a cough with a chuckle. "His head's so
full of schemes fer running this town, and state, too, it's a
wonder it don't bust. Henry Louden told me he's see Joe set around
and study by the hour how to save three million dollars for the
state in two years."
"And the best he can do for himself," added Eskew, "is
deliverin' the Daily Tocsin on a second- hand Star bicycle and
gamblin' with niggers and riff-raff! None of the nice young folks
invite him to their doin's any more."
"That's because he's got so shabby he's quit goin' with em,"
said Buckalew.
"No, it ain't," snapped Mr. Arp. "It's because
he's so low down. He's no more 'n a town outcast. There ain't
ary one of the girls 'll have a thing to do with him, except that
rip-rarin' tom- boy next door to Louden's; and the others don't
have much to do with HER, neither, I can tell ye. That Arie Tabor--"
Colonel Flitcroft caught him surreptitiously by the arm. "SH,
Eskew!" he whispered. "Look out what you're sayin'!"
"You needn't mind me," Jonas Tabor spoke up, crisply.
"I washed my hands of all responsibility for Roger's branch
of the family long ago. Never was one of 'em had the energy or
brains to make a decent livin', beginning with Roger; not one
worth his salt! I set Roger's son up in business, and all the
return he ever made me was to go into bankruptcy and take to drink,
till he died a sot, like his wife did of shame. I done all I could
when I handed him over my store, and I never expect to lift a
finger for 'em again. Ariel Tabor's my grandniece, but she didn't
act like it, and you can say anything you like about her, for
what I care. The last time I spoke to her was a year and a half
ago, and I don't reckon I'll ever trouble to again."
"How was that, Jonas?" quickly inquired Mr. Davey, who,
being the eldest of the party, was the most curious. "What
happened?"
"She was out in the street, up on that high bicycle of Joe
Louden's. He was teachin' her to ride, and she was sittin' on
it like a man does. I stopped and told her she wasn't respectable.
Sixteen years old, goin' on seventeen!"
"What did she say?"
"Laughed," said Jonas, his voice becoming louder as
the recital of his wrongs renewed their sting in his soul. "Laughed!"
"What did you do?"
"I went up to her and told her she wasn't a decent girl,
and shook the wheel." Mr. Tabor illustrated by seizing the
lapels of Joe Davey and shaking him. "I told her if her grandfather
had any spunk she'd git an old-fashioned hidin' for behavin' that
way. And I shook the wheel again." Here Mr. Tabor, forgetting
in the wrath incited by the recollection that he had not to do
with an inanimate object, swung the gasping and helpless Mr. Davey
rapidly back and forth in his chair. "I shook it good and
hard!"
"What did she do then?" asked Peter Bradbury.
"Fell off on me," replied Jonas, violently. "On
purpose!"
"I wisht she'd killed ye," said Mr. Davey, in a choking
voice, as, released, he sank back in his chair.
"On purpose!" repeated Jonas. "And smashed a straw
hat I hadn't had three months! All to pieces! So it couldn't be
fixed!"
"And what then?" pursued Bradbury.
"SHE ran, "replied Jonas, bitterly--" ran! And
Joe Louden--Joe Louden--" He paused and gulped.
"What did he do?" Peter leaned forward in his chair
eagerly.
The narrator of the outrage gulped again, and opened and shut
his mouth before responding.
"He said if I didn't pay for a broken spoke on his wheel
he'd have to sue me!"
No one inquired if Jonas had paid, and Jonas said no more. The
recollection of his wrongs, together with the illustrative violence
offered to Mr. Davey, had been too much for him. He sank back,
panting, in his chair, his hands fluttering nervously over his
heart, and closed his eyes.
"I wonder why," ruminated Mr. Bradbury--"I wonder
why 'Gene Bantry walked up from the deepo. Don't seem much like
his style. Should think he'd of rode up in a hack.
"Sho!" said Uncle Joe Davey, his breath recovered. "He
wanted to walk up past Judge Pike's, to see if there wasn't a
show of Mamie's bein' at the window, and give her a chance to
look at that college uniform and banjo-box and new walk of his."
Mr. Arp began to show signs of uneasiness.
"I'd like mighty well to know," he said, shifting round
in his chair, "if there's anybody here that's been able to
answer the question I PUT, yesterday, just before we went home.
You all tried to, but I didn't hear anything I could consider
anyways near even a fair argument."
"Who tried to?" asked Buckalew, sharply, sitting up
straight. "What question?"
"What proof can you bring me," began Mr. Arp, deliberately,
"that we folks, modernly, ain't more degenerate than the
ancient Romans?"